Whenever I think of semi formal, I think of a semi on a pink dress or either some girl with a dress with semi trucks.
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
How did this not win a fucking Oscar
Can he please fuck me in the middle of our bedroom it would be easy I’m very light.
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
rainy summer morning
okay this looks like literally the most perfect thing I could ever ever do omg my heart I want itttt ahhhh cant handle it rain + road trips + coffee it’s too much, too much i say
GUYS I NEED THIS SOMEONE ADVENTURE WITH MEEEE
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
- I still wonder what happened to the rest of the world in The Hunger GamesDo they still have meetings and stuff?France:Anyone heard from America lately?... ...
nothing feels better than winning...